How to charge up to 80 USB Gadgets at once?

 I wish I would have 80 USB powered gadgets. Man the person who came up with this gadget is such a show-off! *jealous

    You might not have exactly 80 USB devices to charge at once, but it would be nice to have some free spaces for your friends to charge their USB devices. With 80 USB ports, you will be able to charge all your USB devices all at once without taking over all your computer’s USB ports. Designed without a body cover, so maybe Thanko’s 80 Ports USB Charger Board is a gadget for the labs or workstations. But remember, it doesn’t work as a USB hub for connectivity.